sailor has a girl in every port sea shanty

Hi, ho, bunnies in my brain! 1996 glitter: queens. And it's twiddly-i dee-i dee-i, twiddly-i dee-ay She won the heart of Captain Dan until he sailed away Stop for pictures at the top of the stairs, Try to lick all of the vendor wares Rush a panel room when you’re told to wait, Tell a Xenomorph you wanna procreate Chorus: Dumb ways to con, So many dumb ways to con, Dumb ways to co-o-on, So many dumb ways to con Keep a Tribble as a pet, Sell a vial of Chris Evans’ sweat, Enter the Pokemon tourny with all bidoof, Do a barrel roll off the hotel roof [Chorus]Challenge a Wookiee to a fight, Smoke a cigarette and set your wig alight Go to the LARP with a sharpened sword Throw some chimichangas at a Deadpool horde [Chorus]Yell spoilers at the Game of Thrones shoot, Tell an Alucard his Carmen Sandiego’s cute, Go to the rave when you’re feeling faint Hug somebody while in unsealed body paint [Chorus]Agree to a group skit without committing… Watch all of Evangelion in one sitting... Go all weekend without taking a shower, Chug energy drinks and just live in the game room Blow your money on swag and forget food’s important, They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly The dumbest ways to con, The dumbest ways to con, Dumb ways to con-o-oooooonnn… So many dumb So many dumb ways to con…. Conditions on board ship were uncomfortably cramped, food was often scarce or inedible, hours were long and, if the captain and mate were ‘hard men’, it could be unbearable. UNIDENTIFIED GROUP #2: (Singing) What should we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning? He was gonna be an idol, He was gonna be a star, Gonna get a replica, Of Nekki Basara's guitar, His desk job 8 to 3, Is now the enemy, No more D&D nights, And nothin', has been, all right Since Akira, Gokudo, Way before Naruto There was Van's Escaflowne, And Sailor Moon on USA, The newbies in high school, They tell us that we're uncool, 'Cause we've had our Asian fix, Since 19, 19, 1996 We've seen all the classics, Every line we know, Kenshin, the Slayers, too, Even Nadesico, We sang Sana's rap, Knew all the guys in SMAP, Thought we'd get a hand, On a member of Priss's band Where're the bikinis made of tiger? Smile! It's just because the girls all have a lad on every ship. They'll tell your ex to f**k right off And make them go away! https://matadornetwork.com/nights/13-reasons-never-date-sailor You don't have to reject us You just have to have a spine! Chorus: Bunnies in my brain, both night and morning, Filling me with anxiety, Nomming on neurons like sweet romaine And I can’t stop the worries; I’ve got bunnies in my brain! So next time you're with a lady and she takes you to her bedBe sure to please her well, and remember what we've saidFor if you do not treat her right, then know that this is trueUs ladies all can have our fun without involving you! And it's twiddly-i dee-i dee-i, twiddly-i dee-ay. They really are the sweetest It just doesn't always show But don't ask them where they got that sandwich You don't want to know! They are a refreshing incongruous part of a traditionally male community of singers who come together at festivals and gatherings to sing the old songs. Oh you hear a lot of stories 'bout the sailors and their sport And the battle’s getting Gorier So it’s Mansplain Man [Chorus]Explain that I should quit Away, boys, away! I Wanna Make Out with You at Cons LYRICS: MISBEHAVIN' MAIDENS (FLINT LOCKE), Fanboy got Dragon Ball, Made sure to watch it all, One garage kit a day, Got high on model spray, Mech posters on his door, Couldn't even see the floor, Never went to Japan, What happened to his plan? Whatever happened to Tape trades, cel shades, In the decades since Akira, Gokudo, Way before Naruto There was Van's Escaflowne, And Sailor Moon on USA, The newbies in high school, They tell us that we're uncool, 'Cause we've had our Asian fix, Since 19, 19, 1996 We hate cuts, make them stop When did wine and beer become tea and pop? About how every sailor has a girl in every port; But if you'd added two and two, you'd figure out right quick, That it's just because the lassies have a lad on every ship. Pumping Dry (Pump Shanty) ""Prove it," is my quick riposteIt lasts a minute, at the most, As soon as stiffness starts to showThey whip it out, all rarin' to goCan't tell them pleasure builds up slowThey start before the juices flow, Some lads, they like a tighter fitThey think it should feel like their mittThey thrust it back and forth a bit(If only they could find my clit! And it's twiddly-i dee-i dee-i, twiddly-i dee-ay That "poem" you found in the victim's drawer is actually a sailor's song! Well it's oftentimes a man will leave you broken with dismay Cuz drinks don’t have a fucking gender, for sure. Just 3,000 dollars to go!” I can’t palm my face any harder, This is shit you should already know! quite proudly and then show that fuck the door! [Chorus]Well, I like wine, it’s yummy It’s the way that I unwind I might just have another glass If you would be so kind I’m not a snob about it But just let me reinforce That drinks don’t have a fucking gender, of course We all like drinking different things That’s totally okay Drinks are not identity Whatever others say But all that said, please don’t drink crap Cuz life is just too short For Bud Lite Or Arbor Mist Or Everclear Or FourLoko! [Chorus X2], MUSIC: JANIE MENEELY But just come home from sea sir. It makes a great nautical ballad. And it's twiddly-i dee-i dee-i, twiddly-i dee-ay. About how every sailor has a girl in every port But if you added two and two, you'd figure out right quick It's just because the girls all have a lad on every ship [Chorus] And it's twiddle ee ai dee ai dee ai Twiddle ee ai dee ei It's often times a man will leave you broken with dismay And it's twiddle ee ai dee ai dee ai Twiddle ee ai dee ei Oh, it's twiddley ai dee ai dee o, twiddley ai dee ay, Well, it's lots of times a man will leave you broken with dismay; Oh, it's twiddley ai dee ai dee o, twiddley ai dee ay, They know not even Aces can resist delicious cake! He’ll cross the line in the gulf stream, go around by table bay. You make me feel nice and secure Hey ho, bunnies in my brain! . When you invited me to your orgy, I figured “Okay, what the hell?” The group was all super attractive, And I’d had a bit of a dry spell, I should have suspected that something was off, Or at least all was not as should be, After several embraces, I found several faces All peering down at me “I hope that you’re not too allergic, That’s the pillow where my cat sleeps.” “Let me now tell you all about Jesus, You must know that he loves you heaps!” “Lay back and try to get comfortable now, I’m sensing some hesitation… But you’ll want to get the best angle For my Powerpoint presentatioooooon~!” So if you’re taking somebody home, Or to your hotel bed, Consider your thoughts oh-so-carefully, And beware of what is said, Do not break some new information While you’re basking in the glow, Don’t criticize, or proselytize, Or tell them about your shoooow~! Horn and come home again ‘ cos that is the sailors and their.. 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